Galactic Cosmic Ray guy beats up Bacteria

I have a new theory as yet untested that states that Galactic Cosmic Rays deter bacteria in the upper layers of the Ocean causing them to migrate to deeper waters during a Solar minimum and thereby increase Phytoplankton production. This results in more Cloud production, Cooler Climate, more zooplankton, more fish. The important link is between GCR and bacteria. Bacteria in the Ocean congregate near phytoplankton to assimilate dimethyl sulfide, taking nearly all the product before it can be released into the atmosphere. When the phytoplankton are eaten by zooplankton they release dimethyl sulfide into the sea water to reduce predation, then bacteria congregate. When the Sun is quiet, bacteria are exposed to GCR and their populations are greatly reduced. Coccolithophores with their calcium carbonate shells are protected and thrive in the upper layers where there is more sunlight, populations skyrocket. This results in the food chain multiplying and fish catches peaking. Also the dimethyl sulfide is released into the atmosphere at maximum concentrations resulting in cloud formations and a COOL Climate. So thank COOL Cosmic Ray Guy, he beats up Bacteria so Plankton is happy and then there are lots of Crabby Patties.